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Things I Have No Intention of Doing Before Bucketing more...

March 1966, reported to Fort Dix for basic training. On weekend pass I wore a red bandanna with civvies. It was my turn to wash white undergarments of three men I included red bandanna. Underwear pink and me left handed I made mistakes drill sgt picked me out and motioned ordered me to approach podium. As a left hander demanded I drop my drawers - AND... I was wearing pink underwear. more...

A collection of London-centric comical verse by the stand-up poet, Shoreditch Boy. more...

It was 1968 and I was in Vietnam. Constantly tempted to smoke marijuana, I finally gave in to the demands of a fellow soldier - I will not call him a friend! The best place to smoke the Asian Jane was in the outhouse. We met inside a stall, I had my pants down around my ankles and as I lit the joint - the hot match dropped down onto my hairy legs into the fuel and what an explosion! more...

In 1961, we had a Rexall Pharmacy in our town. The aroma of the elixers and marble counter with four swivel chairs where teens congregated. The book rack where boys and girls flipped through the magazines of the early 1960's. The soda fountain where Mrs. B. added more fizzy water than Coke syrup - the result - when I attempted to impress Marilyn Snell - was to have it propel through my nose! more...

1964, Lyndon, The Beetles, gas at $.35 per gallon, bread $.54, a new house $20,000, a new car $200. I was 17 years old and my first job was for Mr. D. at a mom and pop Red & White grocery store. My first car: a 1957 Ford Fairlane hardtop convertible. The aroma of the fruits and soap powders forever burned in my brain. Vietnam, college and now I am 65 years old, and still a poopoofnick... more...

Rodney Ohebsion on the marketing, use, and regulation of pharmaceutical drugs, cigarettes, and food. more...

A discussion of why having recess coaches is a stupid idea. more...

The answer is so splendidly simple. This book is about anything, everything, writing and nothing. Being a second edition, follow-up, post script, and sequel to Vandalism of Words, which by the way was and is a screamingly crazy and completely illogical success, those who read book one will know what they are in for. For those who haven’t read Vandalism of Words, well ……. good luck. more...

Chronicles the symptoms of Midlife Crisis as it applies to Ron McDonald of McDonald's fame. more...