Vandalism Too
Description:
Similar to the first edition, this little book is an ideal companion on a bus or train where regular interruptions are guaranteed as every part of this book is very, very short. Ideal also for parents of young children who get interrupted by a lot by screaming, crying and toilet training. Great too for those with a limited attention span – especially over breakfast before the coffee kicks in. It is also a very useful way to pass the time when hanging on the phone listening to endless hours of crappy music or while waiting for your number to come up at the post office.
Another terrific attribute of this book is that it is either cheap or free. This A or B choice is yours depending on where you source the book from. If you had to choose option A, well it wasn’t my fault. It was the distributer who ripped you off.
I should also point out that this book is definitely only available in electronic formats. The reasoning is that no trees are destroyed in the process. No chlorine, bleach, potassium or nuclear material is dumped into the environment as a result of paper manufacturing and therefore I have a much clearer conscience. As well as that, this e-book contains the mindless meanderings of an ageing Australian male lost in the alpine paradise of Switzerland, which in itself is probably enough pollution, but I prefer to call it vandalism.
As you meander through this book (I should say ebook really), you will notice that there is certainly no rhyme, logic or theme in this book. The reason for this is that each short utterance captures my thoughts on a singular day during the last twelve months or so.
So get ready for a crazy little ride, or, ask for a refund now and read no further. And yes I know there is a typo in the title. But spelling is always so confusing. Too, two, to, tutu? So I just chose the first one.
Oh and yes. Did I mention the bonus recipes?
Another terrific attribute of this book is that it is either cheap or free. This A or B choice is yours depending on where you source the book from. If you had to choose option A, well it wasn’t my fault. It was the distributer who ripped you off.
I should also point out that this book is definitely only available in electronic formats. The reasoning is that no trees are destroyed in the process. No chlorine, bleach, potassium or nuclear material is dumped into the environment as a result of paper manufacturing and therefore I have a much clearer conscience. As well as that, this e-book contains the mindless meanderings of an ageing Australian male lost in the alpine paradise of Switzerland, which in itself is probably enough pollution, but I prefer to call it vandalism.
As you meander through this book (I should say ebook really), you will notice that there is certainly no rhyme, logic or theme in this book. The reason for this is that each short utterance captures my thoughts on a singular day during the last twelve months or so.
So get ready for a crazy little ride, or, ask for a refund now and read no further. And yes I know there is a typo in the title. But spelling is always so confusing. Too, two, to, tutu? So I just chose the first one.
Oh and yes. Did I mention the bonus recipes?
